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moderator
Made you look!







... carry on....

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God
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(2mo)
LOL! I JUMPED on that! False advertising!

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moderator
@bondojoe Hmmmm. Maybe it's not!

There are no instructions! smiley

lol

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guru
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(2mo)
@bondojoe Hey RB, you really made us look, and look how many of us looked, oh dear! one word and were done. Lol.

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guru
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(2mo)
@ijaija Oh, sorry forgot to reply properly,
FEMALE. smiley

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moderator
@ijaija I love it.

Far too much negativity is placed in that word, in my opinion.

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God
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(2mo)
@ijaija That's all it took for me..SEX. If she had said food...I would have passed! LOL!

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God
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(2mo)
Well...I could have done THAT myself! Wait! Is that what you're....? smiley

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moderator
What could you have done yourself?!?!?!

Haha, see how this can go and not even go anywhere??


Sex.

Yes or no?

For me it's a yes....

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moderator
@RAVENOUSbird Yes or no to what you ask?

Male or female of course!

Female, yes!

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God
!
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird Definite yes!

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guru
Do we form a polite British queue or is it a free-for-all?

lol

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moderator
@DemandingFemale It's what ever you need it to be.

That's the fun of it.

Or not.

Lol

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guru
@RAVENOUSbird I'll wait to join the queue a little later then, I wanna see what the first reviews are like before committing lol

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moderator
@DemandingFemale Ha! Nice one!! lolololol

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guru
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(2mo)
@DemandingFemale Haha, we brits always queue politely with impatient silent grrrs

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moderator
Anyone else?

Yes

Or

No??

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master
!
box
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird A few questions for you and everyone below.

Remember this is a survey for Playboy and Playgirl, for world wide study of sex habits of two legged creatures.

Country of residence would be useful but not obligatory.

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moderator
It's just a word.

The emphasis is where you put it. I asked a gender question. smiley


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guru
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(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird flipping the covers over on a hot night is the best bedgasm ever

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moderator
@Mykee83 I have a bedgasm when the sheets are freshly out of the dryer! Ahhhhhh!

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senior master
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(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird I've had lots of these! Only a couple of minutes, but the feeling is wonderful. The awesome release of tension on the entire body at once after a long day, yep!

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master
@RAVENOUSbird Or when you just couldn't sleep all night,so you get up,go all day,and fall a sleep finally by collapsing into DARK LIGHTS OUT.you don't even dream.--BLOP!--goes yer bed!

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moderator
@clarachan1355 I've not slept like that for a very long time, no matter how tired I am.

The best sleep I ever had was when I was pregnant with my son.

It was blissful!

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master
!
box
(2mo)
With who?
With what?
Where?
When?
How?

Heterosexu al Irish Male (I think that explains everything)

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moderator
@box You.
You.
Your place.
You decide.
Dealer's choice.

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master
!
box
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird Thank's Auntie RB ... but I need more specifics. I am banned from the first one since I went blind at a young age. Reason for dark glasses in the avatar. it did something funny with my hair also (or so the nuns told us)

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moderator
@box Oh no, I thought that hairy palm was just the fact that you're a creature of the night, but I guess that explains it.

More specifics?

You ++.

Your place is bedgasmic.

You are large and in charge!

Dealer's choice and there is no other.

smiley

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master
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box
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird Sorted!

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moderator
!
(2mo)
I kissed her lips while making passes, she closed her legs and broke my glasses.

[SPOILER]

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senior master
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(2mo)
@Lurkio Very cool

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master
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box
(2mo)
@Lurkio Should not have put you drinks between her legs L.

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moderator
@box I think they were eyeglasses.

To each his (or her) own.

lol

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moderator
!
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird I have to confess I was confused about this myself when I first saw the graffiti.

Like why would you need glasses on while you're down there, when you could presumably just use your other 4 or 5 senses and get the job done equally well.

And now I said too much...

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moderator
@Lurkio hahahahahahaha!

That's soooo funny and such a good point.

But you wouldn't exactly have a drink in your hand either... talk about your multi-tasking!

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guru
@RAVENOUSbird They keep their glasses on, 'cause they need all the help they can get locating the right spot lol

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moderator
@DemandingFemale Oh dear. That's a bit of a hopeless case. Haha

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moderator
@Lurkio lolololololol

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moderator

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moderator
!
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird That question just raises more questions... smiley

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moderator
haha ooook!


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moderator
!
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird I'd like to think somebody was asked to draw a representation of the word 'government', and this was the response... smiley

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moderator
@Lurkio LOL you inspired me to look up the graffiti side of things.

It's actually pretty interesting...

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moderator
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(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird Well in that case, glad to be of service.

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moderator

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moderator
@RAVENOUSbird Those eggs are made of pink quartz, maybe rock babies???

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moderator
!
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird yoniegg.com/what-are-yoni-eggs/

Is it wrong that I took one look at that image and correctly guessed what the eggs were for BEFORE I found that website?

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master
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box
(2mo)
@Lurkio You are a well travelled person obviously and know the ancient mysteries of the Asian ways. Fair play - I thought they were blown up condoms for the not so well endowed.

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moderator
!
(2mo)
@box Well travelled? Maybe on the internet, other than that, never been out of the country.

To be honest I saw the word 'Yoni', saw the shape of the stones, put two and two together, and came up with four.

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moderator
@Lurkio Being a yogini, I actually knew what these were/are for. So I was playing dumb.

I guess it suits me, haha.

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master
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box
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird That explains the smile on your face while you are Yogaing ... where are they now? No, don't tell me. My imagination is much better than reality!!

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moderator
@box haha I don't have any.

(I know, I'm a spoil sport.)

smiley

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master
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box
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird We'll pop them on your Amazon christmas list along with that contraption you were trying to get me to buy yesterday. A good combination for the discerning couple

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moderator
@box That thingy is icky. There were other equally strange things.

Whatever happened to the "do it yourself" approach? It's free and you don't have to clean the insides of those weirdo things. Yuck.

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master
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box
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird But sex is icky and sticky!!!!

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moderator
@box No, it's not.

smiley smiley smiley

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master
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box
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird then you'll have to send me your instruction manual

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moderator
@box I'm pretty sure your wife could help you out. lol

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master
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box
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird No, not that - the part that avoids the icky and sticky parts.

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master
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box
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird Serious question here - keep them in during sex or take them out? any rule/preferences?

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moderator
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(2mo)
@box Apparently you can keep the egg in if you want to, but some people choose not to.

Can't imagine bumping into a stone egg in the middle of playtime is gonna be much fun though, for either party.

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master
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box
(2mo)
@Lurkio My thoughts exactly but maybe there was some secret enjoyment x factor.

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moderator
@box Apparently, for some, there is, provided you can still extract them.

smiley

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guru
@RAVENOUSbird For a split second I thought it was a picture of palm blisters from the news-section bunch LOL

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moderator
!
(2mo)
@DemandingFemale If someone's getting blisters that big, they're probably doing it wrong. smiley

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moderator
@Lurkio Lol nice one... Again! smiley

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guru
@Lurkio There is no doubt in my mind that many of them are doing it wrong lol

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moderator

moderator
Is that true?

Maybe they're not doing it right?

Is that SANTA??? smiley


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moderator
!
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird It's probably meant to be Leo Tolstoy (see pic below) rather than Santa.

As for the slogan, that's just crazy talk...


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moderator
@Lurkio Ah ha! Thank you.

I guess I should've known that, but it didn't even occur to me. lol

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moderator

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expert
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(2mo)
i'll have what she's ^ having

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moderator
@unbound lolololol smiley smiley

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master
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box
(2mo)
She has been having lots of therapy along with weekly lobotomies and she still continues as if the world was her sex platform.

It is not something to be taken lightly - all day thinking up ways to publically express your sexual desires. Hard work and you have to put in the hours for a minimum wage.

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moderator
@box "She"???

Who is "she"?

smiley

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master
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box
(2mo)


She

She may be the face I can't forget
The trace of pleasure or regret
May be my treasure or the price I have to pay
She may be the song that summer sings
Maybe the chill that autumn brings
Maybe a hundred different things
Within the measure of a day
She may be the beauty or the beast
May be the famine or the feast
May turn each day into a Heaven or a Hell
She may be the mirror of my dreams
A smile reflected in a stream
She may not be what she may seem
Inside her shell
She, who always seems so happy in a crowd
Whose eyes can be so private and so proud
No one's allowed to see them when they cry
She may be the love that cannot hope to last
May come to me from shadows in the past
That I remember 'till the day I die
She maybe the reason I survive
The why and wherefore I'm alive
The one I'll care for through the rough in many years
Me, I'll take her laughter her tears
And make them all my souvenirs
And where she goes I've got to be
The meaning of my life is
She, she
Oh, she

Elvis Costello

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moderator
@box Nice song. smiley

I reckon you're telling me I need to write Elvis Costello for the answer??.... Right, I'm on it!

smiley smiley

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moderator
!
(2mo)

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guru
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(1mo)
@Lurkio bastard! I spent twenty minutes watching this

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moderator
!
(1mo)

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moderator

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moderator
!
(2mo)

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senior master
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(2mo)
@Lurkio Like a boss

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moderator
@Lurkio That's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it!

Very, very nice! Sounds like my boyfriend! Haha

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God
!
(2mo)

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moderator
!
(2mo)

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moderator
@Lurkio haha that's really good! smiley smiley

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moderator
!
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird The things you find when you're not looking for them. smiley

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moderator
@Lurkio That's very true. smiley

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moderator
LOL Do you mean to tell me that there are people who fantasise about anal with Santa?!?!?!


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moderator
Wot. smiley


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senior master
๐Ÿคฃ This has AW all over it ๐Ÿ˜‚ and the thirst is as real as the shade or perhaps it's just a little food for thot(s) ๐Ÿค” ...

Carry on. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿค—

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top expert
Damn! Once again, I'm late to the party. LOL smiley

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guru
!
(2mo)
"SEX"
As a question.. Yes please. If I was as active as my mind I wouldn't be so fat. Chicken and egg thing?

As a comment.. Ye and so what.

And ye, was almost a compulsion to look. Almost felt like a naughty teen. smiley

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moderator

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expert
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(1wk)
@RAVENOUSbird LOL.... smiley smiley smiley

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master
!
box
(2mo)
Maintaining the POV that the Forum is an open border environment to all members and not a place for censorship but a special place for opinions, debate, education and blowing off steam as well as having a grin, a giggle and a guffaw - I feel that "Comment is Hidden" (for some) contributions are divisive, unhelpful and cowardly.

For the above reasons, here is what I am speaking of ....



This is clearly an personal attack on the instigator of this wonderfully insightful and thoroughly thought provoking thread. Thanks RB.

It also calls into question the use and abuse of the blocking system by allowing those who "cry wolf" a place to hide cowardly and attack other members from the shadows.

I see the block mechanism as a way to avoid trolling and personal attacks on other members even though I think it is necessary. I am sure it is helpful to some.

But to go around the block in order to be a "voyeur" of the blockee and then insult the blockee - it is ridiculous and goes against why the function was brought in in the first place.

I will let you figure out the insults in your own time, but unfortunately this is not part of any game on the forum.

Thank you

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moderator
Haha


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senior master
!
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird This seems oddly familiar.

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moderator
@delamitri Haha smiley

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moderator
๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿคฃ


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moderator
@RAVENOUSbird Awww, what you couldn't down vote that more???

Haha, glad you disapprove.

smiley

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moderator


๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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moderator
ha ha Happy Christmas!

๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ ๐ŸŽ„



๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ… ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ… ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ… ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…

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senior master
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(1mo)
@RAVENOUSbird Ahahaha, now I'm hearing the Divinyls in my head singing ๐ŸŽถI touch my elf.๐ŸŽถ

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moderator
@delamitri Great song.

"I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch my elf
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no..."

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senior master

senior master
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(1mo)

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moderator
@delamitri I'm buffering now.... oh yea!

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senior master
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(1mo)
@RAVENOUSbird Allllmooooosssst....THERE!

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moderator

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senior master
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(1mo)
@RAVENOUSbird This is hilarious. I sent it to my mom and she wrote back, "LOMFA."
And I didn't get it for a whole minute. smiley

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moderator

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top expert
@RAVENOUSbird LMAO Get whatever eulogy you have ready...'cause I just died laughing. Sending this to every mafakka I know.

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moderator
@~BitchPudding~ It is funny...

What's even funnier, is that the humourless have downvoted your comment to me.

Honestly WHOEVER YOU ARE, get some professional help.

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senior master
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(1mo)
@RAVENOUSbird I wonder if the person who went through here downvoting everything doesn't like us personally...or maybe they just don't like sex. Ewww sex. Gross! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

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moderator
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(1mo)



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moderator
@Lurkio A fine addition!! smiley

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senior master
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(1mo)

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moderator

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senior master
!
(1mo)
@RAVENOUSbird I'm down with all that! โšก

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moderator
@delamitri Woo hoo! Hater gonna hate cuz they are jealous lime green jello!!

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top expert
S/W/M. Call Me! LOL

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moderator

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top expert

senior master
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(1mo)
When you wake up one day and realize you've been happily taking orders for 20 years.


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moderator

senior master
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(1mo)
@RAVENOUSbird That's what's in my box! Maybe a bit smaller, though. Lots of teeth, super lazy.

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master
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box
(1mo)
@delamitri Chica ... There is a limit to the copyright on the BOX and that went wat over. That is not Earthian

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senior master
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(1mo)
@box No sloth in the box? Party pooper. โ˜บ

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master
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box
(1mo)
@delamitri Sorry ... only the best irish chorizo

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master
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box
(1mo)
@delamitri This sound a bit .... unhappy.

You ok?

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senior master
!
(1mo)
@box Nooooo, not unhappy. All good, Monsieur Box. ๐Ÿค— Six hours until the new year for me. Woot!

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top expert

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master
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box
(1mo)
@RavenDarkmoon No.. that is not what any girl/woman I know looks like. Sorry. I live in a more advanced society. And you don't.

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senior master
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(1mo)
@RavenDarkmoon This never gets old. I send it to my brother repeatedly. It probably gets old to him. ๐Ÿ˜„

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master
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box
(1mo)
@delamitri i don't get it

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senior master
!
(1mo)
@box Oh Box, you've been married so long you forgot who your first girlfriend was, you know, when you were around 13 or so.

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master
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box
(1mo)
@delamitri I think you are right ... probably 16 ... I'm still catching up

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moderator
@RavenDarkmoon This kind of girlfriend can add kink for two in the sack. hehehehe

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top expert
LOL!!! I'll take your word for it smiley

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master
!
box
(1mo)
@RavenDarkmoon Ok live and let live

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top expert
@box And let people have fun even if their 'advanced' societal norms just don't get it, lol smiley Happy New Year smiley

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moderator
I couldn't resist. smiley

All I could think was "where's a pin when you need one?" lolololol smiley




smiley

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moderator
!
(1mo)

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top expert

God
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(1mo)

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moderator
@bondojoe LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I would say "promises, promises!", but that's just SCARY!!

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moderator
!
(1mo)
@bondojoe If you need one that big you might as well go in with a wetsuit and a divers helmet.

smiley

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moderator
smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley




"The story of corn flakes goes back to the late 19th century, when a team of Seventh-day Adventists began to develop new foods to adhere to the vegetarian diet recommended by the church. Members of the group experimented with a number of different grains, including wheat, oats, rice, barley and maize. In 1894, John Harvey Kellogg, the superintendent of the Battle Creek Sanitarium in Michigan and an Adventist, used these recipes as part of a strict vegetarian regimen for his patients, which also included no alcohol, tobacco or caffeine. The diet he imposed consisted entirely of bland foods. A follower of Sylvester Graham, the inventor of graham crackers and graham bread, Kellogg believed that spicy or sweet foods would increase passions...

...Dr Kellogg introduced Kellogg's Corn Flakes in hopes that it would reduce dyspepsia and, in accordance with the practices of the Seventh-day Adventists, masturbation and excessive sexual intercourse."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_flakes


haha I never have liked Corn Flakes. smiley smiley smiley

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God
!
(1mo)
@RAVENOUSbird I thought you were joking TOO, until I googled it! psychcentral.com/lib/do-kelloggs-corn-flak...

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moderator
@bondojoe It's pretty mind-numbing stuff, to think that someone who was obviously mentally unwell was "treating" people he deemed mentally unbalanced.

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God
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(1mo)
@RAVENOUSbird LOL! I suspect that may be the case in many situations! Nietzsche, and looking into the abyss, and all of that. How much of a monster do you have to be, to CONCEIVE of a monster?

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moderator
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(1mo)
@RAVENOUSbird "He created Corn Flakes as an anti-masturbatory morning meal."

Oh did he now... talk about misplaced optimism. smiley


JHK: 'Have a bowl of cornflakes, it'll stop you wanking...'

Anon: 'Really? In that case I'll stick with the muesli thanks.'

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senior guru
I always have a sausage for breakfast. smiley

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moderator

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senior master
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(1mo)
@RAVENOUSbird smiley
Did you just make bowling hot? Who knew?

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moderator
@delamitri I adore bowling!

lol

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senior master
!
(1mo)
@RAVENOUSbird Haha, I'm terrible at it but I never looked at it this way before. smiley

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moderator
@delamitri I find it oddly cathartic. I'm not good at it, but it has been something new I tried after meeting someone about 3 years ago. It was kind of our fun thing to do when the weather was sh*te.

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moderator
Creative re-writing via Road Works. Lol


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moderator
@RAVENOUSbird Hmmm it won't load, sorry bout that!

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master
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box
(1mo)
@RAVENOUSbird The anticipation is quite "sexy" in a "I wonder what that could be and my imagination is in overdrive" kinda way.

A bit hypnotic - hope you are not playing any funny mind games to get people to think that they are roosters and do Roostery things.

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moderator
@box LOL, it was a cute and funny sign, too. Oh well.

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senior master
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(1mo)
@RAVENOUSbird How to drive a box mad, 101! smiley

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master
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box
(1mo)
@delamitri Been there, done that.

How do you think I ended up Livinginabox?

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moderator
smiley smiley smiley smiley


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moderator
"I'm lovin' it" ??? smiley


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moderator
Time for a laugh... smiley





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moderator
!
(4wk)

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senior master
You got me, I LOOKED! smiley

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senior master
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(4wk)
@Teeny๐Ÿ’‹โ˜ฎ *Evil laugh
You're one of us now!

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@Teeny๐Ÿ’‹โ˜ฎ Lol!!! That a girl! smiley

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te he





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senior master
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(2wk)

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@delamitri Lolololol ol I love that movie!

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senior master
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(2wk)
@RAVENOUSbird Hahahahaha

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(2wk)

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(2wk)

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@Lurkio That's cute! Haha

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.... Bahaha! Gotcha again! smiley

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box
(2wk)
@RAVENOUSbird That is soooooooooooo big?

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moderator
@box LOL what is big??? haha

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master
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box
(2wk)
@RAVENOUSbird His belly of course - RB what is going on in that brain of yours?

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master
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box
(2wk)
@RAVENOUSbird RB go and watch the rugby (16.45 your time) and see some real men with real bellies doing their stuff - stuffing you know who, we hope.

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senior master
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(2wk)
@RAVENOUSbird OMG, Hahahahahaaaa...๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ
You got me real good right there, holy chit.

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senior master
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(2wk)

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guru


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@Tyrlarn๐Ÿฆ… I don't get the first one, but the second is funny. smiley

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moderator
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(2wk)
@RAVENOUSbird I think the first one is probably a comment on the title and first post of this thread... smiley

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@Lurkio Oh, thank you!

That makes total sense now.

haha that I couldn't get that on my own.

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(2wk)



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(2wk)

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Bahahahahahahaha!


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What the???? smiley smiley


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(1wk)
@RAVENOUSbird I'm all for telling it like it is, but... wow...

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@Lurkio That is from a while back. It's weird they couldn't just call them "pedophiles".

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(1wk)
@RAVENOUSbird Probably just generalised by using 'older men' instead of 'paedophile' (or pedophile) just to keep things simple, because anyone can spot an older man, but who knows what a paedophile looks like, because it could be literally anyone.

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@Lurkio The term actually wasnt commonly used back then, referring to them using that blanket term then was a bit more common and much more paranoia inducing "older men". A bit of that description is pretty ridiculously innocuous, which is why I used it.

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(1wk)
@RAVENOUSbird In which case there's also the technical definition of 'paedophile' which strictly implies an attraction to pre-pubescent children (i.e. those aged 11 and under), thus on a poster clearly aimed at schoolgirls of all ages perhaps it was simply easier and quicker to say 'older men' rather than launch into a detailed breakdown of the largely unknown technical definitions of terms like paedophile, hebephile, and ephebophile.

Whatever the reasoning though, the poster is pretty clear and to the point, which is a good thing.

Sad thing is, such a poster is even more relevant today for a number of reasons.

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@Lurkio Sad and horrific are the two only relevant expressions to define that poster and the whole reason for needing them, yes. smiley

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master
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box
(1wk)
@RAVENOUSbird For dirty "older men" read Jimmy Saville, Gary Glitter, Jonathan King, Stuart Hall and a man I grew up with singing (Two little boys) and watching his art show on the telly, Rolf Harris.

Not to mention the those with collars and leading the Catholic communities with full power over everyone.

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(1d)
@box Plus all of our 'special' guests from points south of the Mediterranean Sea.

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(1wk)

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@Lurkio LOL that's a throw back! smiley

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moderator
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(1wk)
@RAVENOUSbird Aye, but what an entrance on stage... smiley smiley

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@Lurkio Aye. Women were actually "real" then. Now, smoke, mirrors and nip, tuck, inject, enhance. Lol

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master
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box
(1wk)
@RAVENOUSbird And "real" men had long curly hair and Scottish accents.

Ahhh sure, those were the good aul days alright.

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@box Ninny. smiley

Even men looked more authentic (in films and such) back then. I just finished watching "Coma" from 1978.

Geez the amount of steroids that they take now is unreal.

Men look strange to men when they use that sh*te.

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master
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box
(1wk)
@RAVENOUSbird It must be the price of perfection RB. A bit high (and late) for me.

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@box Huh? Steroids are the price of perfection?

Barf. smiley

This woman finds the look gross.

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master
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box
(1wk)
@RAVENOUSbird It is a bit addictive the whole world of Body Beautiful. It is a movement (not the bowel type) and also a life style. I had a nephew start with it and it was just OTT but you can't say that because it seems so healthy with the exercising and diet and god knows what else.

Although he did have more luck with a certain type of girl. You know the type .... all that and no brains. Not the type you would find on 2M I am happy to say.

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master
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box
(1wk)
@RAVENOUSbird Now why did you have to TERMINATE such a tender moment?

I could have been here all day/night/weekend except for the third wheel you stuck in.

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God
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(1wk)
@RAVENOUSbird That guy on the bottom is a freak.

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(1wk)

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(1wk)
@Lurkio smiley LOL... smiley smiley smiley

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expert
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(1wk)
@RAVENOUSbird smiley LOL...Oh man!!!... smiley smiley

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God
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(1wk)
@RAVENOUSbird That's me. I didn't USED to be this way.

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master
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box
(1wk)
@bondojoe You tell it Joe. Sex was much simpler before RB got her wings on it and now I know waaaaay to much for my age.

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moderator
@box Wait, what???

What do my wings have to do with your knowing anything about sex???

smiley

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master
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box
(1wk)
@RAVENOUSbird By now, everything!

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(1wk)
Gotta thank @shabbapaul for this one... smiley


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senior master
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(3d)

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(2d)

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@Lurkio Class!!!!

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"Your wife, is she, a goer???"


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...I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
He cuts down trees, he eat his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies and a bra?
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
Sleeps all night and he works all day



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top expert
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(1d)
@RAVENOUSbird ๐Ÿ’”

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master
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box
(18h)
@uunbound ???? Can't find the deeper meaning to this. He hasn't died yet, has he?

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top expert
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(4h)
@box he's OK

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senior master
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(20h)

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moderator
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(10h)
@delamitri Pretty funny, live action is better though... smiley


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senior master
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(1h)
@Lurkio It certainly is, haha!

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moderator
@delamitri That's so funny. I love glow sticks, but this brings it to a whole new level. smiley

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senior master
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(1h)
@RAVENOUSbird Glow Dicks ๐Ÿ˜

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