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"Keyboard Smash" Game (2233 views)


moderator
As the title sugguests, you "smash" the keyboard.

Then the next person will form a sentance from the letters and then "smash" the keyboard for the next person to make a sentence.


Example:

eijmo

Elmo is jiggly most often.


Begin with this:

ikgrij

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senior master
@RAVENOUSbird Awesome game

+1
 

moderator
@Teeny๐Ÿ’‹โ˜ฎ I hope you'll play. smiley

+1
 

guru
Indigenous kangaroos gyrate ridiculously in Jarrahwood.



esrtfy

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moderator
esrtfy = Elves sometimes read their fatuous yonis.


awedfui

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guru
@RAVENOUSbird This made me laugh out loud!

Good one, Ravenous

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moderator
@DemandingFemale Lol you're welcome. These games can be quite funny.

0
 

senior guru
awedfui =

Always Work Every Day For Undeserving Idiots

zjkuder

+2
 

moderator
Zany Jerboa's kindheartedly untie Dholes every rainstorm.


Emllhg

+1
 

senior guru
Emllhg =

Every Man Loves Licking Hairy Girls

vdfeiuy

+2
 

moderator
@Crutchbender Oh my god.... hahahahahahahaha smiley smiley

+1
 

moderator
vdfeiuy = Vaalhaai dive from enjoyed ibidems under yoginis. smiley



luadfrr

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senior guru
luadfrr =

Lovely Underwear Always Drives Females Rapidly Randy

yuiopkr

+3
 

moderator
@Crutchbender LOL how in the world do you always manage to drive things in one particular direction? smiley

+3
 

God
@Crutchbender smiley Got to love your humor.

+2
 

guru
yuiopkr

Yugoslavian Usurper Infiltrates Oklahoma Pygmy Kayaking Race



uilglb

+2
 

senior guru
uilglb =

Ugly Iguanas Love Giant Love Balls

hgbueal

+1
 

moderator
hgbueal = Haughty girls buy unlimited earnings at Lidl.



gtewqya

+1
 

master
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box
(3mo)
Get the emergency WC when Queen Yappy arrives

+1
 

master
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box
(3mo)
@box forgot mine




ustrelm

+1
 

moderator
ustrelm = Unidentified sources tell relatively empty lies maliciously



lawdefu

+1
 

senior guru
lawdefu =

Lustful Agile Women Dance Every Friday Undressed

pwkuear

0
 

moderator
pwkuear = Powerful, wonderful, kind unicorns evacuated another region.




xpwcqkn

+1
 

senior guru
xpwcqkn =

Xylophone Playing Women Crave Queer Knobbly Nuts

nmyedgh

0
 

moderator
@Crutchbender Jesus, where does it all come from??? lol

+1
 

moderator
nmyedgh = No male youths exemplify delight getting hard.



pooolrx

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senior guru
pooolrx -

Perverts Only Ogle Old Ladies Regurgitating Xenophobia

fgdiops

0
 

senior master
Found God's dancing idiots on paper stands. smiley

yfrgt

+1
 

senior guru
YFRGT =

Young Females Rightfully Get Tulips

SFUIOC

+1
 

senior master
Singing for unicorns in open court smiley

dkrsu

+1
 

senior guru
DKRSU =

Dirty Knickers Really Smell Unpleasant.

HYICOP

+2
 

moderator
HYICOP = Hateful, yet impressionable; condescends overtly; paranoid.


washatu

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senior guru
WASHATU =

Women Always Swim Hurriedly And Transparently Undressed.

UHAEFYO

+1
 

moderator
UHAEFYO = Unsociable humans agitate every functional youth overtly.


pxcvtja

+1
 

moderator
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(3mo)
pxcvtja = Patiently xeroxing completed visas to join Australia.


gzvkelsm

+1
 

expert
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(3mo)
Germaphobe Zebra's viciously kick eating lions swallowing maggots

isdfjl

+1
 

moderator
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(3mo)
isdfjl = Ice swiftly descends from jets lavatory.


shclnigem

+1
 

senior guru
SHCLNIGEM =

Shy Hospitable Chinese Ladies Never Impress Gentle English Men.

HGTIOBE

+2
 

moderator
!
(3mo)
HGTIOBE = Horrible giant trolls infest online battle environment.


cflehtmi

+1
 

moderator
cflehtmi = Cautious, furious, lethargic, euphoric, hostile, tranquil, modest; INSANE!



xenophob

+1
 

moderator
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(3mo)
xenophob = Xanthic excretions negate obvious painfully hard outsized blockages


fewxopkj

+2
 

senior guru
FEWXOPKJ =

Females Enjoy Wasting Xerox On Photocopying Kiwifruit Jam.

DEFWPOT

0
 

moderator
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(3mo)
defwpot = Double entendre fulfills wishful persons obvious thoughts


ankfgsyn

+1
 

moderator
ankfgsyn = All naughty, knocking, green spirits yell nonsense.


fangtas

+1
 

senior guru
FANGTAS =

Feminists Are Never Going To Ask Sweetly

GHURTCI

+1
 

moderator
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(3mo)
ghurtci = Gorillas holding umbrellas ruin tuba concerts intermission.


finwkacp

+1
 

senior guru
FINWKACP =

Females In Nevada Wearing Kimonos Always Cruise Parties.

MOPNUGE

+1
 

moderator
@Crutchbender Watch out for the kimono-wearing party cruisers in Nevada! smiley

+1
 

moderator
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nerdowel

+1
 

senior guru
NERDOWEL =

Never Entertain Rabid Dogs Or Wombat Eating Labradors.

GUTERFON

+1
 

moderator
GUTERFON = Gonads under the extra rear fold: "ovoviviparous nuts"



testvag

+1
 

senior guru
TESTVAG =

Thick Enjoyable Sausages That Vegetarians Always Gobble.

BUJOLED

+1
 

moderator
BUJOLED = Baby unicorns jump over little elephants diligently.


condork

+1
 

senior guru
CONDORK =

Crazy Octogenarians Never Drive On Roads Knowledgeably

BUNJEFR

+1
 

moderator
@Crutchbender Lol that's funny!

+1
 

senior master
Butter under nose junk enjoy feather residue smiley

kcjxaerw

+2
 

senior guru
KCJXAERW =

Kentucky Chicken Judgmentally Xenografts Alcoholic Expectations Running Wild.

FUPERST

+1
 

master
!
box
(3mo)
FUPERST =

First Under Pluck Every Rudimentary String Twice


NHOAHPUT

+1
 

moderator
NHOAHPUT = Noxious, hairy olms approached handspikes protruding under tents.



PENISES

+1
 

moderator
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(3mo)
PENISES = Pert erect nubbin inserted skillfully enflames senorita


agshiomv

+2
 

moderator
@Lurkio lol smiley smiley

+1
 

senior guru
AGSHIOMV =

Always Gratifying Sexy Homosexuals in Orgiastic Male Vaginas.

YUINBOP

+1
 

moderator
@Crutchbender Well now that quite a visual. smiley

+1
 

moderator
YUINBOP = Yellow, undulating insects need blue olives pronto!



Jeezgiz

0
 

senior guru
jeezgiz =

Jumbo Elephants Easily Zap Gullible Idiot Zombies.

HGUNOPI

0
 

moderator
HGUNOPI = Hostile girls undo nice opinions producing injury.



pgwokjh

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senior guru
pgwokjh =

Parisian Girls Will Only Kiss Jimmy Hendrix.

GHRESDUI

0
 

moderator
@Crutchbender Well, they've got it pretty tough, considering he's dead... and he's buried in Renton, Washington. lol

0
 

senior guru
@RAVENOUSbird No not that Jimmy Hendrix I'm talking about Monsieur Jimmy Hendrix the theatrical wig supplier who lives at 56 Lobster Avenue in Paris.

0
 

moderator
@Crutchbender LOLOLOLOLOL

Well done, CB. smiley smiley

+1
 

moderator
GHRESDUI = Gigantic, hard ridges engorged somewhere destroying unequal insides


curjlav

0
 

senior guru
curjlav =

Calamitous Upheaval Ruins Janet's Lovingly Amorous Vampire.

GHYREDSO

+1
 

moderator
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(3mo)
GHYREDSO = Giant hungry yearning rabbits eagerly disperse several offspring


dhtbf

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moderator
dhtbf = Dangling, huge titties bounce furiously!


nurvbbpq

+1
 

moderator
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(3mo)
nurvbbpq = numerous unicorns randomly violate bakery baklavas pretty quickly


jdryvxbg

+1
 

moderator
jdryvxbg = John's delightful, robust yearnings vary x-rated bare genitals.


conques

+1
 

senior guru
conques =

Crap Omelettes Never Quite Use Eggs Sensibly

BVGHFRE

+1
 

moderator
!
(3mo)
BVGHFRE = Brave virgins gamely handle free range emissions


sknjgi

+1
 

senior guru
sknjgi =

Super Kingsize Nipples Jiggle Gloriously Indiscreet

GGBVDFR

+1
 

moderator
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(2mo)
GGBVDFR = Good girls bake various delicious fruity rugelach.


niosgajk

+1
 

senior guru
niosgajk =

Nurses in Oslo Secretly Grope and Jerk Kittens.

HVBFGTO

+1
 

moderator
HVBFGTO = Honorary victors behold funny, green toads objectively


hussofft

+1
 

senior guru
HUSSOFFT =

Hilary Uses Super Slimy Oil For Frying Trump

JHGYERSD

+2
 

moderator
JHGYERSD = Jealous, hard-hearted girls yell erroneously rancorous subversions daily.


quippyn

+1
 

senior guru
QUIPPYN =

Quacks Usually Insist Patients Protect Young Nipples

GFDUOPE

+2
 

moderator
!
(2mo)
GFDUOPE = Giant flamingos duck under open parasols easily


jtbikl

+1
 

senior guru
JTBIKL =

Janet's Tiny Bikini Is Kinky Leather

DFEUOLP

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
DFEUOLP =

Donโ€™t fecundate even using old Larryโ€™s pecker


YUBLIMR

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senior guru
Or... DFEUOLP =

Dirty Fungus Evidently Undermines Old Livinginabox's Penis smiley

GBFERDS

0
 

moderator
GBFERDS = Generous breasts flourish every round dimensional size


dcikweed

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
dcikweed = daft crutchbender in knickerbockers will empty elephant's dung [SPOILER]


YUGHIMR

+1
 

moderator
YUGHIMR = Yawning Uakari gather huge insects mostly rare.


forgetit

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
forgetit = Foreign Objects Really Gets Everyone's Tits In (a) Twist


DUPETARIP

+1
 

moderator
!
(2mo)
DUPETARIP = Darling undressing pretty erotically tears antique robe into pieces.


asgnboue

+1
 

senior guru
ASGNBOUE =

Anthony Sucks Gloriaโ€™s Nipples Because Of Unsurpassed Enjoyment

GBTHUOP

+2
 

moderator
!
(2mo)
GBTHUOP = Giant bugs threaten humans under oppressive pressure.


snouge

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master
!
box
(2mo)
SNOUGE = Sexy Nymphettes Oughtn't Use Gentlemen's Earpieces


GOBBLED

+1
 

moderator
!
(2mo)
GOBBLED = Gladly orating belated birthday lyrics extremely delightfully


slngvrhn

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
SLNGVRHN = Smoothed Legged Nuns Get Vetted Regularly (by) Hairsplitting Novices


WSTBLOB

+3
 

moderator
WSTBLOB = Wow! Six terrestrial beings love our bacon!


piggywig

+1
 

moderator
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(2mo)
piggywig = phallus inserted gently generates young womans intense gyrations


znlbuse

+3
 

moderator
znlbuse = Zealous Newfoundland lurkers begin using secret expressions.


quandryo

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
quandryo = Queasy Underwater Abdominous Necrographer Died Reading Yogi's Obituary



MCVQLUM

+1
 

senior guru
!
(2mo)
MCVQLUM = Man Cannot Validate Quintuple Losses Under Mathematics

Ixud

+1
 

senior guru
Ixud =

Let X-Dressers Un-Dress.

CERDUPO

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
CERDUPO = Creative English Republicans Don't Use Princess' Odor-eaters


FYKDBOD

+1
 

moderator
FYKDBOD = Farting, yappy kids don't belong on Dynasty!



fartburp

+1
 

moderator
!
(2mo)
fartburp = flatulence arrived really terribly, brown underwear, ruined pants


sinbghbv

+2
 

moderator
@Lurkio Yuck!

+1
 

senior guru
sinbghbv = Seventy Insanely Naughty Belgians Grope Hairy Babylonian Virgins

TGLOPCED

+1
 

moderator
@Crutchbender haha nice!

0
 

moderator
!
(2mo)
@Crutchbender Lucky Belgians...

0
 

moderator
TGLOPCED = Thirty girls let overly promiscuous couples enter doubly. smiley



sugarspice

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
SUGARSPICE = Slightly Used Goat At Reasonably Sweet Price (included condoms extra)



MUDINTHEFACE

+2
 

moderator
@box We're beginning to defeat the whole purpose of an acronym with the length of these bloody things! Jeeezus! lol

+1
 

moderator
!
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird Just waiting for someone to drop

"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicov olcanoconiosis"

in as an acronym...

-EDIT- the word's so long the chat window keeps breaking it in two...

+1
 

moderator
@Lurkio Wait, it's coming now that you've "said" it! smiley

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird Sorry, I like 'em long so there is more room to play and also it gets your brain into gear and away from posting turkeyhead pictures. I have loads more reasons - When I was very, very small I used to ...

0
 

moderator
MUDINTHEFACE = Moving! Upbeat! Dazzling! I need those human emotions frequently, and cannot empathise!


WOTTHEFUK

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird That was a really amazing effort RB.

Don't want to be too niggly but I have never had that "dazzling" emotion - am I missing something in my psyche?

+1
 

moderator
@box Here is a feeling chart, to support my Acronym:

(Please note: Dazzling is included and I did not make this chart) smiley


0
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird Afer seeing this I feel PHENOMENAL but what sort of thing would evoke a DAZZLING feeling - if I stuck my finger in the electric socket would that be a DAZZLING feeling?

[SPOILER]

+1
 

moderator
@box Either that or a really powerful [SPOILER]

Woohoo!

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master
!
box
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird you soo fast - did u see spoiler?

I still haven't got the electrical appliance you refer to, so I'll have to stick to the socket for my DAZZLING emotions!!

+1
 

moderator
@box Maybe you need this:

[SPOILER] smiley smiley smiley


LOL I only just saw your spoiler. smiley

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master
!
box
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird I have other means of help in that department LOL

+1
 

moderator
@box Thank goodness.

That gadget is gross to me!

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moderator
!
(2mo)
WOTTHEFUK = When other teens take hold everything fills up knickers


Pneumonoultramicroscopicsi ... nah just kidding... smiley

nlazgejg

+2
 

moderator
nlazgejg = Naughty ladies amorous zeal gets everyone's juices going!



freakout

+2
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
FREAKOUT = Feeling Randy Every Afternoon, Kevin Oogles Una's Topshelf


MINIME

+2
 

moderator
MINIME = Many ideologies negate intimate meetings expressly.


NEVERHI

+2
 

top expert
Now Even Very Excited Rhino's Have Instagram (?????)


hfhgfj

+2
 

moderator
hfhgfj = Healthy friends have great fun jointly.


LUVURSLF

+2
 

moderator
!
(2mo)
LUVURSLF = Love usually validates unique romantic sensuous-like feelings


sknjbjlr

+2
 

moderator
sknjbjlr = Student's know nothing justifiable before journeywork living rewards.


GETALLAZ

+2
 

moderator
!
(2mo)
GETALLAZ = Girl's exceptional talent accepts lovely lads almighty zucchini


sngkfbku

+2
 

moderator
sngkfbku = Surprisingly nutritious gooey Kleenex frees bunions, knees unfailingly.




NORQLXCV

+1
 

senior master
!
(1mo)
NORQLXCV ~ No one really questions live xray chart views.

UFKHOGT

+2
 

moderator
UFKHOGT = unidentified frauds kill honest out going thinking.



HHUIOMCC

+2
 

senior master
!
(1mo)
HHUIOMCC ~ Hens have understood ignorance of many clueless chickens.


DIYJHGF

+2
 

moderator
DIYJHGF = Design interesting yahts just have generous floatation.

WEBLHFSR

+1
 

senior master
!
(1mo)
WEBLHFSR ~ When every boy lauding his father shows respect.


NKEFDOGC

+2
 

moderator
NKEFDOGC = No karma except free dogma one gets continually.


DOOHOTISTE

+2
 

moderator
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(1mo)
DOOHOTISTE = Dripping orange oil heavily onto tiny ice slices tastes excellent


shlimevg

+3
 

moderator
@Lurkio You are super good at this!

+3
 

moderator
!
(1mo)
@RAVENOUSbird Thank you. smiley

+2
 

moderator
shlimevg = Succotash has luscious ingredients mainly every vegetable grown.


KAFHEIUAY

+2
 

moderator
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(1mo)
KAFHEIUAY = Kegels and firm hands ensnare inquisitive unwary armed yachtsmen.


nslgbvrj

+2
 

moderator
nslgbvrj = Never speak lewdly girls; bullies vent repulsive jargon.


VWERTGXJK

+2
 

moderator
!
(1mo)
VWERTGXJK = Various workers exchange rumours, twisting greatly xeroxed jocular keynotes.


vsgjmliv

+2
 

senior master
!
(1mo)
VSGJMLIV ~ Valuable suggestions given justly may lead into victory.


CAHAMDEGN

+3
 

God
!
(1mo)
Can anyone handle another mad erogenous demeaning groaning nightmare? WUESTYBIR

+4
 

moderator
@bondojoe Haha nice one, Joe!

+1
 

moderator
!
(1mo)
WUESTYBIR = Wanton undressed equestrian senoritas transform young boys into Romeos.


kxmvfhue

+3
 

senior master
!
(1mo)
KXMVFHUE ~ Killer xerox machines vroomed for hours until exorcised.


LOKNIHPE

+3
 

moderator
!
(1mo)
LOKNIHPE = Lovers only kissing, not indulging highly personal eroticism.


pnthavcm

+1
 

senior master
!
(1mo)
PNTHAVCM ~ Prayerful nuns thank heaven and venerate christ meaningfully.


SDEGASFT

+2
 

moderator
SDEGASFT = Snot drips effortlessly gaging all sick females today.


PUKEMUCASXQ

+1
 

master
!
box
(1mo)
PUKEMUCASXQ = Poor U Keep Energetic Movements Under Control And Suffer Xerostoma Quietly

PRESCRIBED

+1
 

moderator
Prescribed ~ Puke, retching, excrement, soreness, coughing, recurring inflammation = bed every day!


HTSYOKFCRO

+1
 

senior master
!
(1mo)
HTSYOKFCRO ~ Hate to see you order Kentucky Fried Chicken's offerings.


LYIOBHMP

+2
 

moderator
@delamitri Bahahahaha a I always feel that way!!

+1
 

moderator
LYIOBHMP ~ Love your inner oneness, begone horrendous multiple personalities.


SOCIOPERTU

+3
 

senior master

moderator
!
(1mo)
SOCIOPERTU = Several ornery cats invade other pets expensive refuges troubling underdogs.


svmhotfkn

+1
 

moderator
svmhotfkn = Sometimes virulent members hoard over their fake kooky names.


XBNYRWJHA

+2
 

moderator
!
(1mo)
XBNYRWJHA = Xanthic beakers normally yield reactive waste jellies hardened airily.


nlsmkvnc

+2
 

moderator
nlsmkvnc = Nihilistic ladies share meaningful, kindhearted verbage nodding casually.

SGUOKDDKC

+2
 

senior master
!
(4wk)
SGUOKDDKC ~ Shit gets ugly once kittens don't do kitten chores.


DFESCAGRE

+4
 

guru
@delamitri Came to see how "smashing keyboards" was played? Made it to: "Shit gets ugly once kittens don't do kitten chores" and spit coffee on keyboard.

*Beware of drinking 'n reading.

ikr 0.0

Gaming still appears to be well beyond my pay-grade. rofl

+1
 

senior master
!
(3wk)
@(โŒโ– _โ– ) My favorite kind of laughter, when there are liquids involved.

Fortunately, RB is like the coolest of the cool, so we can get silly and just have fun in her games. Rules are for suckers up in here. ๐Ÿ˜‰ So if you give it a whirl, you'll get nothing but kudos!

I'll tell you the worst part of this game. It's when you spend an hour coming up with a rad clever sentence and right before you hit submit, you see somebody beat you to it! Tragic!!! smiley

+3
 

moderator
DFESCAGRE = Dogs' friendly, eager social capabilities are really excellent.

YEINCJDKPE

+2
 

senior master
!
(3wk)
YEINCJDKPE ~ Yesterday, each intendant noticed court jesters do keep people entertained.


RDEFWAST

+1
 

master
!
box
(3wk)
Russian Dwarves Evade Facist Weight Adjuster's Secret Trials


WHIFTOME

+1
 

moderator
WHIFTOME = Women have infinite finesse; they observe many experiences.


YOUAREXY

+1
 

God
!
(3wk)
You ordinarily understand anything regarding excessive xenophilia yabbos. . PYNGTUAE

+1
 

master
!
box
(3wk)
Pleasing Your Nit-picking Gym Teacher Usually Aids Exercises

BUATWANDA

+2
 

moderator
BUATWANDA = Breathing under the water, animals need diving apparatuses.


PORKPIEHAT

0
 

moderator
@RAVENOUSbird Oops, correction:

BUATWANDA = Breathing under all the water, animals need diving apparatuses.

+2
 

senior master
!
(3wk)
@RAVENOUSbird Shit, that was supposed to be an upvote!!! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

+1
 

moderator
@delamitri Lol sure it was.

smiley smiley smiley

+1
 

master
!
box
(3wk)
PORKPIEHAT = People Out Running Know People Indoors Eating Hamburgers After Teatime.


STAYSAFE

+1
 

master
!
box
(3wk)

+1
 

moderator
@box I thought you were a patient person, Boxy??? Lol

+1
 

moderator
STAYSAFE = Somebody thought another yard sale a fantastic experience.


GOOFYGOO

+1
 

master
!
box
(3wk)
Gravy On Ordinary Fried Yams, Goes Over OK

NETFLUC

+1
 

moderator
NETFLUC = Never ever tell females love ultimately collapses.


BOXESBOX

+1
 

moderator
@RAVENOUSbird Anyone???

lol smiley

+1
 

contributor
!
(3wk)
Beginnings Of Xenophobia Encompass Significant Binging of Xanthan

rlbdgk

+1
 

senior master
!
(3wk)
@RoboPhone Nice, I was drawing a blank.

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contributor
!
(3wk)
@delamitri TY. (And I'm obviously channeling my inner Andy Rooney here), But, just how does one "draw" a blank?

+1
 

senior master
!
(3wk)

+2
 

senior master
!
(3wk)
RLBDGK ~ Rugged little boys dodging girl's kicks.


VIYDUT

+1
 

master
!
box
(3wk)
Very Important Yeowomen Don't Use Tanacles

MODGODS

+1
 

moderator
MODGODS = Many overzealous damsels got overly dramatic Sunday.


DOOBEDOO

+2
 

senior master
!
(3wk)
DOOBEDOO ~ Dragged out of bed every day over obligations.


RSDETG

+2
 

master
!
box
(3wk)
Real Studs Don't Ever Talk Good.


WRITSBNE

+1
 

guru
@box S'okay, good studs need few words.

+1
 

master
!
box
(3wk)
@(โŒโ– _โ– ) Apparently. Especially if you happen to catch them reading Dickens.

0
 

guru
Wrote random intelligent tirade... shyt beans 'n escaped.

FLERBURN

+1
 

senior master
!
(3wk)
@(โŒโ– _โ– ) smileysmiley
I left Monsieur Box with some dung beetles over in the ban thread. We'll just leave the beans for him to clean up.

+1
 

master
!
box
(3wk)
@delamitri You love it when a plan comes together - eh? Mme D formally known as "The Barbie Doll Strangler with Ken's underpants". out on parole but ... sniffing boxes has changed since you've been inside, Dahlink.

The #peetoo campaign has seen to that.

Every box is sacred so you better get your nose out ... or else you'll be winding up where Weinstein is going and it won't be pretty, doll (pun)

+1
 

senior master
!
(3wk)
@box #peetoo, lord have mercy, glad I already peed or I'd be having a liquid laughing accident, almost but not quite like the one (โŒโ– _โ– ) had about 4 hours ago.

+1
 

master
!
box
(3wk)
@delamitri "the one (โŒโ– _โ– ) had about 4 hours ago."

Not au fait with (โŒโ– _โ– )'s accident.

+1
 

senior master
!
(3wk)
@box This new comment # function is tits, yeah?

solars.com/forum/thread/Keyboard...

+1
 

master
!
box
(3wk)
@delamitri And it works really well in normal mode without the mammary glands functions.

I hadn't remembered your solution - very good.

+1
 

senior master
!
(3wk)
FLERBURN ~ Fruit lovers eat raspberries, but usually regurgitate nachos.


HULIJON

+1
 

master
!
box
(3wk)
Humans Under Lithium Induced Joy Only Nibble


CATNIPAP

+1
 

moderator
CATNIPAP = Caged arthropods try new iamatology particularly animal perpetuity.


DOGZBONE

+1
 

moderator
!
(3wk)
DOGZBONE - Dog owners give zoos better offers nearly everytime.


segnirih

+1
 

master
!
box
(3wk)
Suddenly Everyone Got New Insurance References If Hospitalized


LOBOLATE

+2
 

moderator
!
(3wk)
LOBOLATE - Laughing over breakfast only lengthens any time eating.


pvnrjviu

+1
 

moderator
pvnrjviu = Painting vistas never requires jumping vertically inside universities.


ONIONBRTH

+2
 

moderator
!
(3wk)
ONIONBRTH - Onions normally incite ocular nonvocal breakdowns requiring tissue handling.


ljinxbfh

+2
 

moderator
@Lurkio VERY good!!!

+2
 

moderator
!
(2wk)
@RAVENOUSbird Thank you. smiley

+1
 

moderator
ljinxbfh = lemon juice is noxiously xanthic becoming famously hated.


DISCOQUAK

+1
 

master
!
box
(2wk)
Didn't I Sing Country On Queen's Ultimate Album, "Kalamzoo"?


MAYONENEVER

+1
 

senior master
!
(2wk)
@box Yes, with that great cardboard acoustic phenomenon you have going on.

+1
 

master
!
box
(2wk)
@delamitri smiley . Your turn Mme D.

+1
 

senior master
!
(2wk)
@box Bah! Too hard.

0
 

senior master
!
(2wk)
MAYONENEVER ~ Moggies always yawn, odd naptimes, even nooners, earnestly valuing easy relaxation.


BGCIRE

+2
 

master
!
box
(2wk)
@delamitri Very impressive D.

+1
 

master
!
box
(2wk)
BGCIRE - Before Growing Cabbage, Irene Roots Energetically.

CDFLME

+1
 

moderator
CDFLME = Chilly days freeze liquid mizzle elements.


LUKADADRA

+1
 

senior master
!
(2wk)
LUKADADRA ~ Living under katydids, a daffodil and dandelion rarely appeared.


Fihujb

+1
 

master
!
box
(2wk)
Fihujb = Floating In Her Underwear, Janice Bawled.


VUNDCADE

+2
 

moderator
VUNDCADE = Very unfair negotiations don't concede additional disproportionate extras.

LUVMEDO

+1
 

master
!
box
(2wk)
LUVMEDO = Living Under Violence Means Everyone's Door Opens


CRABLET

+1
 

moderator
CRABLET = Cunning remarks are b**chy language everyone tolerates.


DONCHAYA

+2
 

master
!
box
(2wk)
Day Or Night, Cherry's House Allows Youths Admittance.

FCUKLID

+1
 

moderator
FCUKLID = Finally children understood kindergarten learning is delightful.


QUASICNUT

+1
 

master
!
box
(2wk)
Quaintly Understated Aromatic Scents Instantly Create Narcolepsy, Unrecognisably Treacherous


BLINDMICE

+1
 

moderator
BLINDMICE = Behold, love is not demanding, menacing, indifferent, caustic, emotionless.


BLKHERBTT

+1
 

senior master
!
(2wk)
BLKHERBTT ~ Big loud keesters happily emit rapid butt trumpet toots.


DRFESTC

+2
 

moderator
@delamitri hahahahahahaha smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

+1
 

master
!
box
(2wk)
DRFESTC = Drink Ravenous Feathered Ecdysiast, Show Thy Cakewalk.


RUDLCRWE

+1
 

moderator
LOL you cannot drink striptease. smiley

RUDLCRWE = Really unusual dreams leave children ripe with emotions.


CNUTBLOCK

+1
 

master
!
box
(2wk)
@RAVENOUSbird ecdysiast; plural noun: ecdysiasts

a striptease performer.

+1
 

moderator
@box I know that, silly. You still can't drink one! Lol

+1
 

master
!
box
(2wk)
@RAVENOUSbird Hmmm ... depending on the flavour and the thirst, I suppose it has been done. With the right motivation on both sides, of course.

+1
 

moderator
@box Ewwww or OOoooh depending upon your mood.

haha

+2
 

senior master
!
(2wk)
@RAVENOUSbird I'm going with ewwww here, hahaha!

+1
 

moderator
@delamitri Boxie has vehemently declined as his bone is too close. smiley

+1
 

senior master

moderator
@delamitri Ewww and Box's bone = close

Lololololololol

0
 

master
!
box
(2wk)
@RAVENOUSbird Ewwww is a bit too close to the bone for me.

+1
 

moderator
@box Bahahahahaha!!!

+1
 

master
!
box
(2wk)
CNUTBLOCK = Could Not Use These But Lovingly Oiled Circumcised Knob

SCRWELOP

+1
 

moderator
SCRWELOP = Sizeable cats require wholesome entrees like our prawns.


WORMHOLZ

+1
 

moderator
Next??? smiley smiley smiley

0
 

moderator
!
(2wk)
WORMHOLZ - Women occasionally regret mainly holding older lazier zucchinis.


baconated

+1
 

moderator
baconated = Brick and cement occasionally need a temporary encasement dispatched.


XORBITAYL

+1
 

moderator
!
(2wk)
XORBITAYL - Xeruses obviously rarely break into taverns and yell loudly.


uniojhrw

+1
 

moderator
uniojhrw = Unusual nightly interruptions over June hasten rainy weather.


DEMBONZ

+1
 

moderator
!
(1wk)
DEMBONZ - Doctors empirically manipulate broken organs, negating zombiism.


maeflcun

+1
 

moderator
maeflcun = Marvelous! Amazing! Exquisite! Forty lively cats understood nirvana.


MENTALGYM

+1
 

master
!
box
(1wk)
MENTALGYM = "More Energy Needed To Assimulate Latin Grammer," Yelled Mother.


BASKETON

+1
 

moderator
@box That one actually works as an acronym! smiley

0
 

master
!
box
(1wk)
@RAVENOUSbird I am so happy! I am "Ringing Out Your Great Bells In Victory"

Now please kill the terminator gif! smiley

PS Just copyrighted that mental acronym so don't even think about it Birdy!

+1
 

moderator
@box No. Terminator needs fake breast girl to balance the situation...


0
 

master
!
box
(1wk)
@RAVENOUSbird Spoil sport.

+1
 

moderator
!
(1wk)
BASKETON - Bullets and sharp knives empty towns of neighbours


nuogetri

+1
 

moderator
nuogetri = Natural underground geothermal energies turn rivers idiorhythmic.


QUASICTNU

+1
 

moderator
@RAVENOUSbird Box? D? Lurkio? I wanna play!

+1
 

moderator
!
(1wk)
QUASICTNU - Quintessential undeniably artistic seamstress invents colourful traditionally native uniforms


hurdigerdy

+1
 

moderator
@Lurkio Ok, that's really special! I love it!

+1
 

moderator
!
(1wk)
@RAVENOUSbird Thank you. smiley

0
 

moderator
hurdigerdy = Hundreds unified redirecting divergent indiscretions gingerly evading rudimentary demoralising yearnings.

TURNLEFT

+1
 

master
!
box
(1wk)
TURNLEFT = Thirteen Unicorns Ran Niftily Lancing Everything For Tomfoolery

COMPLSUM

+2
 

moderator
@box You can do better, Boxie! lol

0
 

moderator
!
(1wk)
COMPLSUM - Cans of melted peaches leak sticky ugly mess


brnisndrs

+2
 

master
!
box
(1wk)
brnisndrs = Brian Rings Natalie, Insisting She Never Drives Round Sheepshed


VULUPTUOUS

+1
 

moderator
VULUPTUOUS = Vexed under little ushering pedophiles threaten unacceptable overtures under safety.


CONNDRMEJIT

+1
 

master
!
box
(1wk)
CONNDRMEJIT = Control Operators Noticed Nasty Drones Rudely Mocking Enormous Jabberwockies' Inexcusable Trajectory

MULPETKAN

+2
 

top expert
!
(1wk)
MULPETKAN = make up less phonetic examples, they keep adding nonsensicals.

ISPEBUFS

+3
 

master
!
box
(1wk)
ISPEBUFS = I Suspect Parrots Earnestly Bribe Undertakers For Sex.


QNACMOR

+2
 

moderator
@box Bahahahahahaha

+ +

+2
 

moderator
!
(1wk)
QNACMOR - Quiet nubile actress challenges man over romance.


wtopnylv

+2
 

moderator
wtopnylv = When the only person necessary yells loudly, vamoose!


SNOGCLUB

+1
 

master
!
box
(1wk)
SNOGCLUB = Seeing Nuala's Overgrown Gigantic Cucumbers Left Una Bitter.


EMPTLAG

+1
 

master
!
box
(5d)
@box Ahem!

+1
 

top expert
!
(5d)
EMPTLAG = even my patience to listen aggravates greatly.


ODAULPS

+1
 

moderator
ODAULPS = Only dangerously antagonistic, unprofessional laywomen prostitute syntax.

BTICHNOIA

+1
 

moderator
!
(3d)
BTICHNOIA - Bawdy teenagers insist catching herpes negates other infectious ailments.


pjeflyew

+2
 

moderator
@Lurkio smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley ewwwww! haha

+1
 

moderator
!
(2d)
@RAVENOUSbird I surprised myself with that one smiley

+1
 

moderator
pjeflyew = Petulant jargon exhibits flagrant linguistics; yobbery easily witnessed.


UNOITSUHA

+1
 

moderator
!
(2d)
UNOITSUHA - Unbridled naked orgy inflames tormented, sexually unhappy, husbands affair.


yivcarwm

+1
 

senior master
!
(2d)
YIVCARWN ~ Young independent vixen charms a raffish women's man.

TUGIBRC

+2
 

moderator
!
(2d)
TUGIBRC - Totally undressed girl incites brawl, ruining clubhouse.


wspnvaym

+1
 

moderator
@Lurkio I bet she would. Lol

+2
 

master
!
box
(2d)
wspnvaym = Wet Soggy Pee Navegators, Very Amicably Yerk Mutually

CUTTLEPS

+2
 

moderator
@box Yerk??? Ouch! Lol

+1
 

moderator
CUTTLEPS = Contagious unexplained Taeniasis terminates lasting entrails prolonging septisemia.

GOTCHABIGBOY

+1
 

master
!
box
(1d)
@RAVENOUSbird Big boy? I'd call it a whopper! Too much for a simple Happy Meal boxette.

+2
 

moderator

+1
 

moderator
!
(1d)
GOTCHABIGBOY - Grabbing oversized tits continually helps ardent boys invent games based on yonis.


grtblsfr

+1
 

senior master
!
(1d)
@Lurkio Yoni eggs ๐Ÿ˜ณ
That's what I get for looking stuff up. smiley

+1
 

master
!
box
(1d)
@delamitri Definitely going on your Amazon wish list.

Will need size and number of eggs?

Imagine the twists and turns you could give to the story, the new characters and not to mention the banning orders while ... you are organising ...you know ...ehmmm.

Wonderful - a organic experience (oop! a few typos - bloody computer)

+1
 

senior master
!
(1d)
@box Ha organic. OMG, Amazon does sell those and they're Prime! Two day free shipping.

+1
 

master
!
box
(1d)
@delamitri Treat yourself and then you can tell us all about it - through the high brow literature we produce here of course. None of the smutty stuff you can find elsewhere.

It will be a first.

They'll make a film about you; "First Woman and her Eggs".

+1
 

senior master
!
(1d)
@box Gives a new perspective on laying an egg.

+1
 

master
!
box
(1d)
@delamitri Those hens know a thing or two!!!

+1
 

moderator
!
(1d)
@delamitri yoniegg.com

#NotSponsored

+1
 

senior master
!
(1d)
@Lurkio smiley Ancient Chinese secret smiley

"You are reading this because you know more is possible."

Yeah, so just pop an egg up there! smiley

+1
 

master
!
box
(1d)
@delamitri From reading Lurkio's link, they might become an obsession and instead of a "goader" you may turn into a "hoarder".

+1
 

senior master
!
(1d)
GRTBLSFR ~ Gesticulating rapidly to beckon lady sailors for rations.

BNHJKIG

+1
 

master
!
box
(1d)
BNHJKIG = Blue Natives Hungrily Jostle, Killing Icelandic Greenhorns

AMFORMIC

+1
 

top expert
!
(1d)
AMFORMIC = Arian men fornicating other races make it confusing.


OSEHBRY

+1
 

moderator
!
(1d)
OSEHBRY - Older sex experts help bondage randy youths.


mewzkput

0
 

master
!
box
(1d)
mewzkput = Medieval English Witches Zapped Kittens' Pussies, Understandably Taboo.


VLCKAMP

+1
 

moderator
!
(9h)
VLCKAMP - Virgins like calm kissing and much petting.


capybara

0
 
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